I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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