I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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