3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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