Swine flu. Run for my life!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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