rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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