In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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