At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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