i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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