you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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