so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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