he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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