I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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