Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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