I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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