Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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