I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I am available for nakedness
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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