I wish I could punch you in the face.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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