So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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