Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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