Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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