i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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