I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
All the doctor said was why
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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