fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
