I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
