Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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