idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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