Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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