It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she peed on how many people?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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