I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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