well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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