Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This is the high leading the old right now
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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