oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she smelled like a LAN party
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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