I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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