Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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