he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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