I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Can Purell be used as lube?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In other news, I just burned my penis
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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