Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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