I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
pop tarts are not kleenex
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm like, not good at living.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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