Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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