i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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