im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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