i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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