if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Watching her eat just hurts me
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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