Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
