he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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