She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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