1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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