you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
