Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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