come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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